Jay Is Up!

And he's at his raunchy best. We had a tough time pulling a "safe for BPR" chunk out of this one. Let's try this:

chicken shares a moment with ice princess.

skinny jeans are kind of strange nations. on some people they look great. on a lot of people they look pretty wacky. they work at certain angles. on other angles, they make you look like you have dwarf legs or a crap in your pants. in this particular case, chicken looks a little chicken cordon poo…in da pants. crickets.

We really aren't doing this one justice. Go read the whole thing.